It Don't Mean a Thing If It Ain't Got That Swing
Who, What, When, Where, and Why, Oh Why, Me?
A Little Song, a Little Dance, a Little Quiz Tomorrow
Take a Deep Breath and Count to Ten before Yelling
`What Do You Mean, "How Will You Use This in the Real World?" This IS the Real World!'
Parents Are Our Friends... Well, Mostly
Tell Me Again, How Long Has It Been Since You Taught?
I Hope I Die during an Inservice so the Transition Will Be Easy!
Why Am I Doing This to Myself?